Chris Martin, lead vocalist of Coldplay
Whenever I talked to Chris Martin as REM driven clone versions of ourselves at the cloning center, Chris Martin, as a REM driven clone version of himself, treated me as a dog slave beneath him:“ Hurry up and spit out my next song or things will get ugly” – was the type of interaction we had, as REM driven clones at the cloning center.
David
Letterman, Television Talk Show Host
David Letterman attends the cloning center as a REM driven clone version of himself when he goes to sleep, through the process of consciousness transfer from his original body to his duplicate REM driven clone.
I am not going to be on“ The Late Show with David Letterman” either, because David Letterman knows about the Illuminati’ s REM driven human cloning subculture, and I have spoken to David Letterman as REM driven clone versions of ourselves activated via the process of consciousness transfer to our REM driven clones at the cloning center. IF [ and it is a massive“ if”] hypothetically speaking, I am permitted to appear on David Letterman’ s Television talk host show, I will ask David Letterman in the flesh( in real life) why he punched me in the face as a REM driven clone version of myself, when we were both active as REM driven clone versions of ourselves at the cloning center... I would also most likely end up smacking David Letterman on his Talk Show in real life, which would lead to the old guys in the band which feature on his show, as well as the camera crew, ganging up o n me, and beating me up in order to defend David Letterman, and I do not need that hassle or such publicity. I would NOT do an interview with Oprah Winfrey either. The reasons I will NOT do an interview with Oprah Winfrey is similar to the reasons listed above for why I would not appear on David Letterman’ s show. * Laughter *
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