Chris Martin , lead vocalist of Coldplay
Whenever I talked to Chris Martin as REM driven clone versions of ourselves at the cloning center , Chris Martin , as a REM driven clone version of himself , treated me as a dog slave beneath him : “ Hurry up and spit out my next song or things will get ugly ” – was the type of interaction we had , as REM driven clones at the cloning center .
David
Letterman , Television Talk Show Host
David Letterman attends the cloning center as a REM driven clone version of himself when he goes to sleep , through the process of consciousness transfer from his original body to his duplicate REM driven clone .
I am not going to be on “ The Late Show with David Letterman ” either , because David Letterman knows about the Illuminati ’ s REM driven human cloning subculture , and I have spoken to David Letterman as REM driven clone versions of ourselves activated via the process of consciousness transfer to our REM driven clones at the cloning center . IF [ and it is a massive “ if ”] hypothetically speaking , I am permitted to appear on David Letterman ’ s Television talk host show , I will ask David Letterman in the flesh ( in real life ) why he punched me in the face as a REM driven clone version of myself , when we were both active as REM driven clone versions of ourselves at the cloning center ... I would also most likely end up smacking David Letterman on his Talk Show in real life , which would lead to the old guys in the band which feature on his show , as well as the camera crew , ganging up o n me , and beating me up in order to defend David Letterman , and I do not need that hassle or such publicity . I would NOT do an interview with Oprah Winfrey either . The reasons I will NOT do an interview with Oprah Winfrey is similar to the reasons listed above for why I would not appear on David Letterman ’ s show . * Laughter *
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