District Magazine February 2015 | Page 37

It was a Wednesday, which happens to be “college night” at one of the popular clubs in Atlanta. The semester was over and after a long week of job hunting, my best friend, Zöe and I decided that we deserved a night out. We say that we want to go out all the time, but when the time actually comes to do it, we end up making up excuses and decide that it’s just too much effort to actually get ready and drive all the way there, so we end up just going to sleep. Other times, we have gotten ready with a full face of makeup, hair done, dress, heels, all of the works, drove all the way to the club, paid to park and then decided that the line was too long and we weren’t actually feeling it that night. I am embarrassed to admit that is literally something I have done. That’s usually how most things in my life tend to pan out, but that is not what we were going to do on this night. We promised ourselves that we would go out and let loose and have fun, which is something we had been lacking in our lives. We went all out; we did our makeup complete with a smokey eye, I curled my hair, put on my “club” dress and Jeffrey Campbell knock offs, walked the long distance from our dorm to the car, which believe it or not is usually a challenge for us, and drove 20 minutes to the club in Atlanta. We pulled into the small parking lot directly next to the club only to find it full and a glimpse at the line to get in. The line wrapped around the building into the parking lot. I was ready to back out right then, but we had promised that we would actually make it in the door this time, so we went to another parking lot a few blocks away and walked to the club only to be greeted by the massive line that we would have to stand in while wearing 5 inch heels. I have the patience of a five year old in a grocery store. This is a flaw of mine that I am very aware of, but I just hate waiting for anything and everything. The line for this club was no exception. On top of having to wait, we both suddenly had to pee and the only bathroom we had access to was the one inside of the club Waiting got progressively worse as we stood with what looked like no end in sight. I wasn’t even in the mood to dance anymore. I just wanted to pee. As the line moved, people left and we got closer and closer to the door. As we were approaching the place to pay, a girl came up and offered us a deal the club was having that would get us in for $5 cheaper and then free all summer. I am not one to pass up a good bargain, so we agreed not knowing that we would just have to wait in another line. I was beginning to develop one of those pee cramps that only come when you’ve held it in for way too long. After waiting in another line for what seemed like eternity, we finally made it into the club. The first thing that was in the obscure side door we were sent to was a bathroom and I have never been so happy to see a disgusting club toilet in my life. Once I had relived my pee cramp, I still wasn’t really in the clubby mood, but I had been through too much to leave now, so we went upstairs to the dance floor. There was a pole in the middle of the room, which wasn’t there the last time I had been there. A girl that I recognized from the line outside was working that pole like it was her job, but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t. We awkwardly made our way to the middle of the dance floor and I found myself surrounded by girls moving their butts in ways I can only dream of maneuvering. We literally just stood there. I’m not sure why I couldn’t bring myself to even sway. I wasn’t in the mood to get hit on by random guys and was about to tell Zöe that we should move to the side when, as if on cue, a guy comes up behind me and just starts dancing. Then, when I turn around and say no, he gets offended. I don’t understand why guys think this is okay. After I just said, “no”, he countered with, “Why did you come to the club, then!?” As if the only reason I would go to a club is for random guys to grind on me without my consent to do so because that is something that is fun and enjoyable for me. Neither of us were having fun and we knew that wasn’t going to change. So, after standing in line for about 45 minutes, paying to park, and paying to get in, we were in the actual club for about 15 minutes if you count the time we spent in the bathroom. We pretty much spent $40 to pee in a club. We walked out of the club and down the long stairs to the street. A bouncer asked, “Are you really leaving? Why are you going so early?!” I was tired, annoyed and my feet hurt, so I exited by shouting “Because I want to and I do what I want”. We walked a little ways down the street until I saw a few steps and decided that I couldn’t go on and needed to take a break and sit. As a sat on some steps in the middle of Atlanta at midnight on a Wednesday after attempting to go to a club, I decided to take a moment to reevaluate my life. I felt like I was in a movie and thought that maybe I would have some great revelation. Unfortunately, all I managed came up with was that I would write about this. I don’t even really like going the club. By, Gabby of Gabrielle Antoinette 37