Lemme Tell Ya'
Dear Ms. Aggressively Taken in the Gas Station,
I noticed you when I went to the gas station last and you were dressed to the nines. I know you catch me staring 'cus I was looking in your eyes, so I say let me talk to you. I leaned in and respectfully asked you how you doing, and if I could tell you something. You were so arrogant and quick with ya "NOPE! I gat a n*gga, I'm not interested," that you hardly gimme chance to say Ine interested either, just that ya eyelash was coming off.
Sincerely, Fix Dat Winker
Dear DillySeed Magazine,
Well what is 'dis now? I'm not sure exactly what to expect or how this section work, but I wan' see my t'ing in ya paper. I want to send love to my Bahamas. Y'all pay ya' tithes, drink ya' water, say ya' prayers and mind ya' business. Wish you the best DillySeed. I'll look out for you. And my post.
Sincerely, First Out the Gate .
Dear Lady Who Spot me .86 Today,
Mum you so clutch!I had my son with me in the gas station and he carry on dead bad for one Bounty chocolate. I didn't bring more than my gas money out the house and only had some change in my pocket. You offered to make up the difference to see my lil boy happy. That's dred Mum. I said thanks, but I want to say thanks again.
Sincerely, Daddy Riding on Half and Happy
Dear Sir with the Frowsy Arm,
Well muddosick sir, I have to say this publicly cuz it was TOO early for what you have goin' on. I was so unfortunate to be the person to walk into that ATM room behind you this morning. It cut my breath. Sir, it's 8:30am and you're in work clothes. That is not a fresh start. Please do better.
Signed, Grossed Out
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