DIGITEC-EXODUS
Office View
Digitec Oppressed
7. Digitec was exceedingly fruitful; they multiplied greatly, increased in numbers and became so numerous that the office was filled with them 8. Then construction workers came to Digitec, 9. “Look” they said, “you have become far too numerous for this office” 10. So they started expanding the office, and they built another office space 14. But they made lives bitter for Digitec with loud noises and worrying vibrations that were felt throughout the building, with dust the likes nobody had ever seen 20. But Digitec kept growing even more numerous.
The Birth of Alexander
1. A man of Digitec married a Digitec woman 2. and she became pregnant and gave birth to a son. 3. When she could no longer keep him hidden from the workers, she placed the child in a basket and put it among the reeds of the lake of Zurich 5. Through a series of events not to be understood by mere mortals, this child ended up on the bank of the Sava River in Belgrade. 6. When the daughter of one of the construction workers went down to the river bank to bathe, she found the basket with the child. 7. “This is one of the Digitec babies, she said 8. When the child grew older, she wanted to name him. 8. “Let’s call him Moses” she said to one of the other Digitec girls 9. “Don’t be so old fashioned!” she replied 10. “Let’s call him Alexander! The name is going to be a huge hit at around the 330 B.C.” 11. “B.C?” – “Trust me, I’ve already read the Old Testament cover to cover!”
Alexander and the Burning Bush
1. Now Alexander was all grown up and taking a touristy kind of tour of Belgrade 2 where he found himself atop the mount of Avala, with his eyes beholding the Tower. 3. There the Angel of Zurich appeared to him in flames of fire from within a bush. Alexander saw that although the bush was on fire, it was not burning up. 4. Alexander came up to the bush and a booming voice spoke out to him: “I am Zurich, the Father of Digitec and I have indeed seen the misery of my people in the small office! I have heard the cry out about the noise and the dust, and I am concerned about their suffering! 5. “So I have come down to rescue them from the hand of the construction workers and to bring them up out of that office into a good and spacious office, until the construction workers are done and gone!”
10.” So, now go! I am sending you to the construction workers, to bring my people out of the office they now occupy! 11. Alexander said to God: “Suppose I go to Digitec and say to them: “Zurich has sent me to you” and they ask me “Why can’t we work from home?” 12. Zurich said: “It is not in the ways of Home Office that Digitec will find escape from the construction workers! Because the numbers are waaaay down! The financial department is going to kick my ass!” 18. “You are to go to the construction workers and say to them, “Zurich has met with us. Let us take a three-day trial period, chill out and see what there is to be done!” 19. “But I know the construction workers will not let you go unless a mighty hand compels them!” 20. “So I will make them favorable disposed towards Digitec!”