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DICTAabroad Turan Hursit in Bordeaux, France Baguettes, Paperwork, and Sunshine: Memoirs of a Bristol Law Student in France N o toilet seat? NO TOILET SEAT?! Observation #1 in France: it is not uncommon to have to urinate in a toilet which was forgotten by the toilet seat fairy. This was the first in a long list of surprises - not always pleasant - encountered during my year abroad. Among them: that France has the highest proportion of dog excrement to square metre of pavement in the world, that working hours do not, and God forbid that they should, span more than two hours at any one time, and that the French are far from being the European leaders in the running of educational establishments. As you may have gathered, not every part of my year abroad was as expected. Though warned about the bureaucracy, I did not expect to require, for example, a three-month backlog of electricity bills and statements belonging to the last five generations of my family (and a few rubbings of their tombstones) for the acquisition of a tram pass. Nor did I think that I would have to wage World War Three on the Bureau des Relations Internationales to obtain my admittedly hefty Erasmus grant. But the experience has not only been insightful in providing me wit