A guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who can score you black market Viagra. I’m supposed to pay how much every time I want to get it up?
A guy with an RV. You’ve been denying it for years, but getting away from life by bolting down the highway inside a toilet on wheels sounds pretty sweet.
A young guy who has the same job you had 20 years ago. Sometimes it feels good to be the dream crusher instead of the crushed.
A guy who can teach you money laundering. It’s time to start getting serious about retirement. We hear the Cayman Islands are nice.
A guy who can recommend virus-free porn sites. Forget the Christmas card, you should pencil this fella into your will.