An enthusiastic door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to
the first house in his new territory. He knocks, a real
mean and tough looking lady opens the door, and before
she has a chance to say anything, he runs inside and
dumps cow patties all over the carpet.
He says, "Lady, if this vacuum cleaner doesn't do wonders
cleaning this up, I'll eat every chunk of it."
She turns to him with a smirk and says, "You want
ketchup on that?"
The salesman says, "Why do you ask?"
She says, "We just moved in and we haven't got the
electricity turned on yet."