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The Golf Cart CHRONICLES BY: SUZY JAMES - WWW.ITSNEVER2LATEBOOKS.COM This Is A Story taken from The Golf Cart Chronicles - A Compilation Of Funny Golf Cart/Golfing Related Short Stories Golf Carts Have Come A Long Way Series Two SUZY JAMES, Author V ACATIONS- A few weeks ago I went to “THE GET AWAY PLACE” a popular va- cation resort for some sun, fun, leisure, play, rest and relaxation. Multipurpose golf carts are the most ef- fective and safest way to move people around the complex. They are modified to serve as useful vehicles for customer hospitality; taking them to places 38 that attract and offer entertain- ment, food, recreation, privacy retreats, and all sorts of visiting sites. I prefer renting a beach tour- ing golf cart when going to the ocean for a dip. Unfortu- nately, before returning home I took a brief swim and ran into some trouble. My swimming trunks went missing after tak- ing a hard dive into the water. I survived embarrassment by rolling my entire wet body in the sand and quickly slithered like a snake over to the near- by golf cart (unnoticed by the WWW.GOLFCAROPTIONS.COM crowd) to retrieve a beach towel hanging over the seat. My skin felt like it just got a sandpaper rub down. Renting a life-saving golf cart kept me from becom- ing a prohibited nudist. I NDUSTRIAL- Our world’s widespread golf car industrial activities are awesome. Rent complete usage is a popular option for companies large and small. Renting an assortment of heavy-duty or passenger golf carts for business can shrink downtime. Continuing re- pair work costs are reduced, which in turn speeds-up in-