TESTED ON ARSEHOLES
NOT ANIMALS
March 2018| 139
Hi There
I’m Charlie the Bikemonger and I make Happy Bottom Bum Butter. Let me tell you all about it:
What is it for? Happy Bottom Bum Butter is what is often referred to as a chamois cream.
Basically you slap it on your bum area and it:
• Reduces friction and infection
• Reduces pain
• Repairs skin
• Fanny friendly for females
• Made in Dorset UK
Small l0g “knob” £3.50. Big 100g tub £17.99
What’s it made from? It’s actually 100% vegan - we don’t make it out of vegans, as they are awkward to
har vest. But seriously it’s made from vegetable and nut extracts... totally 100% natural ingredients.
Why is it better than other creams? Well, this is not a cream, it’s a vegetable butter that is absorbed into
the skin. So unlike the creams it doesn’t feel like someone has squirted toothpaste down your shorts. It not
only lasts a lot longer, less is required and it’s pretty damned resistant to water too.
Charliethebikemonger.com or call me on 01929 475833
Available from many great bike shops
Trade enquiries: Bikemonger on 01929 475833 or Ison Distribution on 01353 662662