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Jacko’s
their long trunk, ivory tusks and enormous ears.
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If you can remember lots of details, then you
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behavior. It’s always a good idea to remember the
advice of the three monkeys: see no evil, hear no
evil, speak no evil. Today you can even use the
three-monkey emojis to send this message.
Fri., June 21, 2019
Now let’s leave the jungle, and
wander into the forest. Here we
have to beware of the bears
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because they aren’t as cute and
Established
• Experienced • Nationally Recognized
friendly as our cuddly teddy
Celebrating
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bears. Since there is no cell serv-
ice in the forest, we can’t check
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how the market is doing. If it’s a
Our Friendly PGA / LPGA Professional staff are dedicated to your complete
bear market, then we will proba-
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bly be cross as a bear.
“Get Golf Ready” Programs now forming -
After a couple hours of walking
$125 for 5 Lessons
in the woods, you’re probably
• Beat the Heat with our morning and evening classes (8:00am Wed & Sat
hungry as a bear. I’d give anyone
or 6:00pm on Thurs).
• Join these existing classes or create your own group, day, and time
who cooks up some hot, tasty
• Max 6 to 1 Student Teacher Ratio
food a big bear hug. But let’s not
• Have fun learning in a casual friendly setting
forget to follow Smokey Bear’s
important instructions about
Attention all Juniors! Junior Golf Summer Camp Attention all Juniors!
campfire safely. Forest fires are
June – August
really dangerous.
Registrations now open. Come Join the Fun!!!
Wolves are pack animals that
Full Day & Half Day Camps Available
Juniors ages 4-16 are invited to join us this
generally mate for life. Some-
Summer for a fun and exciting golf camp experience. All areas of the game will
times a wolf leaves the pack, and
be covered and children will learn valuable life skills in the process!
becomes a loner. So an anti-
social individual is often dubbed a
For more information and to Register Call (954) 971-7867
$29.95
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