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> continued from page 21 woman ' s tee kindly back up to the men ' s tee."
I simply ignored the guy and kept concentrating, when once more, the voice yelled, " Would the man on the woman ' s tee back up to the men ' s tee. please?!?!" I finally stopped, turned around, cupped my hands and shouted back: " Would the jerk with the microphone please keep quiet and let me play my second shot!"
The Funeral Procession
Four golfers who like to gamble wind up in the same foursome. The pot builds throughout the day until they reach the 18th green, where Charlie has a chance to putt for dough. If he makes his 10-foot putt, he wins $ 200. Charlie lines up his putt, but just as he ' s about to take his stance, a funeral procession begins passing by on the road that runs alongside the 18th hole.
Charlie steps away from his ball, sets down his putter, takes off his hat and places it over his heart, and waits for the funeral procession to completely pass. One all the cars in the funeral procession have passed, Charlie picks up his putter and begins lining up the putt again.
" Wow," one of his opponents says. " That was the most touching thing I have ever seen. You ' ve got a makeable putt for $ 200, yet you stopped and paid your respects. You really are something."
" Well," Charlie says, " we were married for 25 years."
Did I Do That?
Chuck was a popular member at the golf club, but he just finished up a terrible round of golf and wasn ' t in the mood to visit the clubhouse after walking off the 18th green. So he headed straight out to the parking lot and started changing his shoes.
Just as he was closing the trunk of his car, a police officer spotted him. The policeman, sternfaced, walked over to Chuck and asked, "" Did you tee off on the sixteenth hole about thirty minutes ago?" " Yes," Chuck replied, " yes I did. Is something wrong, officer?"
" Did you happen to hook your tee shot?" the policeman asked.
" Yes, I did," replied Chuck. continued on page 31 >
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