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Currents
July 2018
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Tennis Jokes
... After a 2 year study, the National Science
Foundation announced the following results on
America's recreational preferences:
1. The sport of choice for unemployed or incarcer-
ated people is: basketball.
2. The sport of choice for maintenance level
employees is: bowling.
3. The sport of choice for blue-
collar workers is: football.
4. The sport of choice for
supervisors is: baseball.
5. The sport of choice for mid-
dle management is: tennis.
6. The sport of choice for cor-
porate officers is: golf.
Conclusion: The higher you
rise in the corporate structure, the
smaller your balls become.
The Tennis Player's Prayer
Please don't let me be so
nervous
When I toss the ball for serv-
ice.
Give me speed and strength
unhaulting,
Aces and no double-faulting.
Instill in me the skill and dash
Of Agassiie, Williams, Roddick
and Ashe.
When a high lob starts to fall,
Must I always miss the ball?
Lord, I know you could, I'm
sure,
Find me a Tennis Elbow cure.
With the guidance from
above,
Never let me fall in 'love.'
And, Lord, while on matters of
this sort
Please let me find an open
court!!
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