Cubed Issue #9, Free Edition | Página 20

INDIE CORNER ALEX WOLFE IDLE EVOLUTION CREATION IS ADDICTIVE I n the beginning, there was Hydrogen. Then I waited a bit, and upgraded my known elements. Then there was Nitrogen, Oxygen, and Fluorine. Then I bought a storage upgrade and there weren’t any elements for a while. Over time, you complete quests, unlock new elements, create molecules, and eventually evolve life. This 18 Idle game is fun, challenging, and even educational. It’s a bit different to your standard fare like Cookie Clicker - for one, there’s not much clicking involvedbut once you get used to the slightly quirky design of the user interface, and work out what clicking those molecules flying at your screen does (hint: look at your elements’ production values be- fore and after you click it), you’ll find a vibrant, rich, and wholly enjoyable experience to waste a good 15 minutes or so every couple of hours. 7 SUPERHOTLINE MIAMI The honeymoon brochure didn't mention the missiles THERE IS NO GAME "No, my trousers are from the 1970s" 9 7 T ake two successful indie shoot ‘em up games whose mechanics revolve around time, but in opposite ways. Now combine them thoroughly, adding in a beautiful soundtrack. Place in a preheated Browser window for 30 minutes, and what do you get? SUPER- HOTline Miami. A 2-D top-down frantic paced shooter, like Hotline Miami, where time only moves if you do, like SUPERHOT. Sound fun? Well, I’ve lost the past 6 hours playing it. It doesn’t come with an Ammo count just yet, nor a clear indication when you can shoot again, nor the ability to stun enemies with a thrown weapon- but it’s fun, fast paced (sometimes), easy to learn yet hard to master gameplay that’ll keep you coming on back for more. It’s by no means easy, but who said it was? I can’t say much about this one without spoiling it. What I will say is this: There is no game. This is not a review. There is not a single thing I can say about this because THERE IS NO GAME. There is no chance you’ll laugh, no chance of fun, no chance of any interaction whatsoever. The narrator is not golden-tongued and the storyline isn’t an interesting narrative. In fact, the most fun you’ll have with it is not even playing it at all. Seriously, it’s a snorefest, and I certainly didn’t sink more than half an hour into it or get the achievements. The music is dull and repetitive, and overall I’d recommend avoiding it completely if you want to keep your sanity or have any sense in your body at all. Never, ever, ever, ever play this. Ever.