CRUNCH! Magazine CRUNCH! Magazine - Issue 5 [Spring of 2018] (1) | Page 43

The Happiest Man By Xavar McAlpine B eware of the man who comes from outer space. The one who stalks the night in search of your face. For if he has found you, legend has told, He shall dive in your body and feast on your poor soul. Disguised as a common man, he acts innocent in day, but when darkness falls, his mask shall decay. Now is the time to strike, eating anyone he can. He will not stop, always going out again and again. Once his new mask is found, he will act innocent. However, when it falls off is when you must: Beware of the man who comes from outer space. The one who stalks the night in search of your face... 39