Croquet Matters_ Final February 2015 | Page 8

playing tennis. You should stick to croquet and not play such dangerous sports, André! NZ Women’s Invitation Friday 20th to Sunday 22 February 2015 Hosted by Croquet Manawatu at Rangatira Croquet Club Dannevirke Winner: Nina Mayard-Husson Runner-up: Alison Robertson NZ 0-3 & 4+ Championships Wednesday 25 February to Sun 1 March 2015 Hosted by Otago Croquet Association at Forbury Park and Tainui Croquet Clubs Winner: Graeme Fisher Runner-up: Ian Campbell ********************************** News from the Regions Croquet Auckland Les Wakley Publicity Officer for Croquet Auckland told us that in the process of trying to get some newspaper space to publicise Croquet Auckland’s “Have a Go” day, he e-mailed Peter Calder of the New Zealand Herald. To Les’ amazement he came to Epsom Remuera on Saturday 14th February and his article appeared on Tuesday 18th February. In the article he referred to the Have a Go day and 5 out of the 14 people that came along on Sunday were there because they had read Peter’s “take” on croquet. Peter Calder has agreed to his article and accompanying photo being reprinted here Coming in off beach to flirt with croquet Once faulted for fostering risque play, the game is not stuffy at all. Had I ever played croquet, he asked. "Maaate!" I thought, though I didn't have the nerve to say it out loud because I knew what he'd say next. Les Wakley is an amiable and scrupulously courteous Englishman (sees you to your car when you're leaving, that sort of thing) who acts as the publicity officer for Croquet Auckland. He was offering me a chance to try the sport out in anticipation of the "Have a Go" Day they are planning for Sunday. I didn't tell him that I am something of a croquet veteran, because he probably would recognise the game I had learned to play: with a toy set on the undulating sand and kikuyu surface of a council campground, not always putting my drink down before I took a shot. At the Epsom Remuera Croquet Club, encircled by old trees at the end of a lane off Gillies Ave, the very faintly spongy browntop lawns are like the proverbial billiard table. A trio of members make room for me to try the simpler version of the game, called golf croquet (association croquet, more tactical, is keeping other players occupied with what looks like grim concentration on the other lawns) and I start swinging. In common with my beach version, this game allows - indeed requires - players to give equal weight to getting their ball near (and eventually through) the hoop and driving their opponents' balls as far away as possible. "Don't worry," says Helen Heppner, one of my two opponents. "We'll be kind to you." I'm about to puff my chest out and say "Maaate!" when Les Wakley steps in: "If they are at all kind," he tells me, "it will be a first." It was a quiet morning at the club last Saturday: the gun players were at the world champs in Mt Maunganui, where two Egyptians tussled in the final. The Egyptians, for reasons no one seemed able to tell me, are the sport's perennial worldbeaters, but Kathie Grant, a national rep and qualified coach, who inducted me into the mysteries of the sport, told me that New Zealand is the reigning world champion in association croquet and the world's top male and female players, Chris and Jenny Clarke, are Kiwis. Any thought that it would be a stuffy and formal place was quickly dashed. The relaxed