was mainly based
on increasing beer
quantity. Keep
in mind that beer
contains high levels
of silicon. This
allows the bone
tissue to increase
mineral and calcium
intake, making them
stronger; if my mom
only knew.
Currently there
are 400 types of
beer and Germany
has finished first in
the competition of
harboring the most
breweries in the world
with approximately
1200. It is safe to say
that German citizens
have a much smaller
chance of developing
cenosillacaphobia,
the fear of an empty
glass.
Last but not least, the
Vikings believed their
gift upon reaching
Valhalla would be a
big goat with udders
that supplied an
endless amount of
beer. In modern times
the Vikings represent
freshmen and kegs.