And what of his countless affairs?
He has had a few. But now Myrtle is out of the way…bless her poor little soul...I am the object of his desire again. And he even promised, “I’m going to take better care of you now.” I’m sure that he meant it this time. Besides, any time he makes me mad, he buys me new jewelry and takes me out! It’s definitely worth it.
And what do you mean by that?
Well, it’s best to ignore what’s going on in the world. Really, you shouldn’t think about all the problems that we have. If you don’t think about them, then it as if they aren’t there! You see I think everything’s terrible anyhow. Everybody thinks so--the most advanced people. And I know. I’ve been everywhere and seen everything and done everything. You know, I don’t let it get to me, because there’s nothing I can do about it. So I just let it alone, and then it doesn’t bother me at all. And of course, we must all be beautiful. It’s much easier to have fun if you’re beautiful like me.
Well, speaking of problems. Could you talk to us a little bit about your husband Tom?
Who is Tom? Haha. Oh, I really am just kidding, darling. Well, Tom is just something else. He and I have had our fits, but we always come back to each other. You see, I love his money--I mean, him. He and I live a very high class life together, and he takes care of me. He always has bought me what I want, so yes, we are very happy together.
Well, that’s very interesting, Miss Buchanan. Do you have any advice for our readers today?
Well, the best thing that a girl can be in this world is a fool. A beautiful little fool.
Oh, that’s all very nice. But, what I meant was, what personality characteristics would you consider yourself to have?
Well, I have been told that I’m very beautiful. And sophisticated--God, I’m sophisticated!