Pandemonium
By Demi Dobesh
Anti-Jokes
What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn’t matter what you call him, he isn’t coming.
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.
Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Knock Knock. Who's There? Not Suzie.
Two peanuts were walking through a tough neighborhood, one of them was a-salted.
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner for a bit. They're usually around 90 degrees.
What washes up on tiny beaches? Microwaves.
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
What do you find in the middle of nowhere? h.