Earliest
Memories
As I’ve already established, I’ve be mischievous since I was born. This fact has not changed one bit, especially not when I was younger. My parents tell me that I’ve always been mature for my age, and when I was little, I hated to socialize with kids my age because I had been speaking coherently since I was two, whereas they had just begun to string simple sentences together. With that in mind, when I was about three, my mother took me to the rodeo. We decided to take the Metro Park ‘n’ Ride route, so inevitably we were subjected to the drunken stupor of a crowd of twenty-somethings on the way back home.
Childhood Nicknames:
Toot
Stinker
Big T
T Bone
Hambone