THINGS TO DO WHILE
STUCK IN THE BATHROOM
a creative list of activities to do while stuck in your favorite room.
BY BRIAR LAWRY
[FROM WAMBLECROPT.WORDPRESS.COM]
Reading the backs of shampoo bottles can only get you so
far when you’re on intimate terms with the bathroom. Here’s
a handy list of ways to wile away the agonising hours (if you
add up colitis bathroom time, it gets a little scary!) in the loo.
Do your nails. Only applicable when
you’re not in writhing pain.
Put on moisturizer. Nothing like a bit of
tearing up to help it soak in!
Listen to music. Especially good if
you’re worried about unseemly noises,
just bring along a iPod dock and
crank it. Although, let’s be honest, if
you’re at the point where you’ve been
diagnosed with an IBD, noises are
probably the least of your concerns.
But you can choose music to suit your
pain/movement mood! O Fortuna is
best reserved for special occasions.
Wail in pain. Because sometimes it’s
all you can really do.
Sing. Not just for the shower anymore!
Serenade your flatmates with your
musical prowess!
Cry.
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