110
Masturbating
In
a
Straitjacket
The
goddamn
newspaper
said
the
electric
bill
was
going
up
and
it
would
cost
more
to
flush
the
toilet,
Quick
thought
holy
shit
What’s
next,
there
he
was
sitting
on
the
porcelain
deposit
throne
smoking
a
Mexican
cigarette
He
heard
the
doorbell
and
Poe
yelling,
“Get
up
you
lazy
bum,
let’s
go
to
the
cockfights”
Quick
opened
the
door
and
let
him
in,
he
said,
“Man,
you
don’t
look
so
hot”
“No
shit
motherfucker,
you
lined
me
up
blind
With
that
chick
from
London,
we
went
to
a
British
café
and
ate
some
bloody
lamb
chops
then
she
ordered
spotted
dick
for
both
of
us
I
finally
got
her
home
and
we
were
drinking
gin
and
tonics,
she
got
drunk
and
broke
my
Chinese
lamp,
so
I
got
some
Super
glue
and
was
putting
it