Interviewing CP Island's #1 villain
Herbert is back. And CP Island have managed to contact and interview him.
For those who don't know, Herbert was a villain in the desktop Club Penguin who had a serious obsession in warming the island once. He almost exceeded in 2012, Operation: Blackout, but luckily, us penguins sorted him out!
Ahem, anyway, like I said, CP Island managed to interview this evil scary villain. See what he has to say!
Q: Who is Herbert?
A: He’s a polar bear bent on taking over the island.
Q: Any redeeming qualities?
A: He rocks a turtleneck better than anyone I know.
Q: Nice! So he can’t be that much of a problem, can he?
A: Did we mention he has a flying iceberg base and a lightning blaster.
Q: How did one polar bear get all that?
A: We hate to admit it, but maybe—he’s a genius. An evil genius.
Q: He must have an army, right?
A: No, just a crab sidekick named Klutzy.
Q: Kluzy must be super evil too, hey?
A: Nah, Klutzy is good-natured and adorable. Everyone loves him.
Q: Well… that’s unexpected.
A: Yep. But so are flying iceberg bases and lightning blasters. It’s best to buckle up and accept that anything can happen on the island.
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Issue 16 | 1 October 2017