Dear Abby
Hello readers in this months issue I decided to take on the Dear Abby and answer your questions and give you advice how to overcome your problems.I will give you the who truth and not hold back so be prepared. Now lets get this started.
John from Oregon asks: "Dear Devon, My life has been a wreck ever since my wife Katy left me. I have absolutly no idea what to do. What do I need to do to get over her."
Well John, first need to realize she is gone. Next is give your self 48 more hours to weep and moan. Listen to Lil John and that will set the mood. Next you need to then go out hang with your boys. Don't worry about women. And when you are ready, find love again.
Katy from Oregon asks: "Dear Devon, My soon to be ex-husband John won't stop hangin with his boys and he doesn't like it when go out with mine. I was wonder what side you are on."
Weeelllll Katy, first off I realize he may go with his boys alot. I don't normally take sides but I choose...... (drum roll) his side. Girl, what you doin hang with "boys". You a married women you don't hang with boys! My advice to you make peace with god and hope you find a man to put up with you.
Horace from Oregon asks: "I'm in love with my brother's wife Katy. What should I do?"
You need jesus. And you have one dysfuntional family. I hope god has mercy on your souls. I hope you are not one of her boys she hangs with. That would be a scary situation. My advice is you better stay away and FORGET IT. DON'T DO IT! I REPEAT! DON'T DO IT!!!!!