the Wolf replied.
'What great big eyes you have,
Grandma.'
said Little Red Riding Hood.
'All the better to see you with,'
the Wolf replied.
He sat there watching her and
smiled.
He thought, I'm going to eat this
child.
Compared with her old
Grandmamma,
She's going to taste like caviar.
'Have you forgot
To tell me what BIG TEETH I've
got?
Ah well, no matter what you say,
I'm going to eat you anyway.'
Then Little Red Riding Hood said, '
But Grandma, what a lovely great
big
furry coat you have on.'
A few weeks later, in the wood,
I came across Miss Riding Hood.
But what a change! No cloak of red,
No silly hood upon her head.
She said, 'Hello, and do please note
My lovely furry wolfskin coat.'
'That's wrong!' cried Wolf.
The small girl smiles. One eyelid
7____.
She whips a pistol from her 7
knickers.
She aims it at the creature's 8 head,
And bang bang bang, she shoots him
8____.