Cider Mag - November 2013 | Page 25

issue 37 working_Layout 1 11/1/2013 1:17 PM Page 25 CIDER MAGAZINE ISSUE 36 PG 27 WWW.CIDERMAG.COM CIDER JOKES CAUTION: Please do not read unless you have a sense of humor. Thank you. Two women are walking through the woods when suddenly they hear a voice say, "Ladies! Ladies!" They look around but don't see anyone. Then they hear it again. "Ladies! Ladies! Down here!" They look down and see a small pond with a frog sitting on a lily pad. "Is that you?" one of the ladies asks the frog. "Yes," is the frog's reply. The two women are in shock. "How can you talk to us?" They ask. "You're a frog." "I got turned into a frog by a wicked witch," explains the frog. "I'm really a fantastic jazz saxophone player." "Really?" say the women. "Is that true?" "Yes," answers the frog, "and all it will take is one kiss from either of you, and I will immediately change back into a fantastic jazz saxophone player." Right away, one of the women gets down on her knees, reaches across the pond to the lily pad and gently picks up the frog. She stands up and quickly puts the frog in her pocket and starts to walk away. Her startled friend says, "Hey, wait a minute! Where are you going? He said that if you kiss him, he'll turn into a fantastic jazz saxophone player!" "What are you, crazy?" says the other woman. "I can make a lot more money with a talking frog than I can with a fantastic jazz saxophone player." Did you just read this? So did 100,000 other people. Advertise with Cider Mag and get the word out!