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CIDER MAGAZINE
ISSUE 36
PG 27
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CIDER JOKES
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have a sense of humor. Thank you.
Two women are walking through the woods
when suddenly they hear a voice say,
"Ladies! Ladies!" They look around but
don't see anyone. Then they hear it again.
"Ladies! Ladies! Down here!" They look
down and see a small pond with a frog sitting on a lily pad.
"Is that you?" one of the ladies
asks the frog.
"Yes," is the frog's reply.
The two women are in shock. "How can you
talk to us?" They ask. "You're a frog."
"I got turned into a frog by a wicked witch,"
explains the frog. "I'm really a fantastic jazz
saxophone player."
"Really?" say the women. "Is that true?"
"Yes," answers the frog, "and all it will take
is one kiss from either of you, and I will immediately change back into a fantastic jazz
saxophone player."
Right away, one of the women gets down
on her knees, reaches across the pond to
the lily pad and gently picks up the frog.
She stands up and quickly puts the frog in
her pocket and starts to walk away.
Her startled friend says, "Hey, wait a
minute! Where are you going? He said that
if you kiss him, he'll turn into a fantastic jazz
saxophone player!"
"What are you, crazy?" says the other
woman. "I can make a lot more money with
a talking frog than I can with a fantastic jazz
saxophone player."
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