ChogiTimes May Issue | Page 20

How to embarass your kids Suho style 1. * In a restaurant * Suho: Hey are you eating a bagel? Sehun: uh yes Suho: Do you know what kind of bagel can fly? * Chen walks away before the question is finshed * Sehun: Which kind?... Suho: A plane bagel Sehun:… Sehun: Nope, don’t know this guy 2. * In a pet store * Suho: Hey Chanyeol you just got a pet right? Chanyeol: Yeah, Toben, go on Suho: Do you know where to go if his tail falls off? Chanyeol: Wait, what?! I don’t know! Suho: The Retail Store * Scared and gullible Chanyeol doesn’t talk to Suho for a week * 3. * New Text * Suho: Want to hear a funny story? Baekhyun: Uh… Okay Suho: A magician was driving down the road.. Baekhyun: then, then? Suho: Then he turned into a driveway! Suho: LOL, I am funny right? Suho: Baekhyun Suho: Baek? * You have been blocked * 4. What’s the thing called which D.O. puts in his armpits? D.O.dorant