Games and Jokes
A LARGE, well established, Canadian lumber
camp advertised that they were looking for a good
lumberjack. The very next day, a skinny little guy
showed up at the camp with his axe, and knocked
on the head lumberjacks’ door. The head lumberjack
took one look at the little man and told him to
scram. “Just give me a chance to show you what I
can do,” said the skinny man. “Okay, see that giant
redwood over there?” said the lumberjack. “Take your
axe and go cut it down!” The skinny man headed for
the tree, and in five minutes he was back knocking
on the lumberjack’s door. “I cut the tree down,” said
the little man. The lumberjack couldn’t believe his
eyes and said, “Where did you get the skill to chop
down trees like that?” “In the Sahara Forest,” replied
the puny man. “You mean the Sahara Desert,” said
the lumberjack. The little man laughed and answered
back... “Oh sure, that’s what they call it now!
---------------------------------------------------------------------John was a clerk in a small drugstore but he was not
much of a salesman. He could never find the item the
customer wanted. Bob, the owner, had about enough
and warned John that the next sale he missed would
be his last. Just then a man came in coughing and he
ask John for their best cough syrup. Try as he might
John could not find the cough syrup. Remembering
Bob’s warning he sold the man a box of Ex-Lax and
told him to take it all at once. The customer did as
John said and then walked outside and leaned against
a lamp post. Bob had seen the whole thing and came
over to ask John what had tra