THE FUN PAGE
Stump The O
Look Alikes
Editor’s note: Stump the O, the brainchild of former Chieftain
Managing Editor Evan Oesterle ’16, makes its triumphant re-
turn. The new version has been repurposed to pick the brain of our
new Principal, Mr. Okuniewski. Answers appear to the left.
Q: What was the highest-selling album of the 1980s in the
United States?
O: “Thriller” by Michael Jackson
Q: Who is the only athlete ever to play in a Super Bowl
and a World Series?
O: Bo Jackson
Q: On the TV show “Friends,” who plays Rachel?
O: Jennifer Aniston
Mr. Tumnus
George Mamatas
Q: What year did Brother Rice win its
fi rst state championship?
O: 1969, in football
Tweet
of the
Month
Q: What is the national animal of
Scotland?
O: Sheep
Q: Who wrote the Pledge of Allegiance of the United
States?
O: I should know this, but I have no clue
Q: What is the longest river in the world?
O: Nile
Q: How many times per day does the average American
open the fridge?
O: 12
-Matthew McKay
The
Credit
@BroRiceWarriors
Goon of the Month
The Chieftain Staff
The Goons are back and better than ever. This year’s squad came in hot
and the boys are ready to keep bringing the noise. Keep an eye on our
Twitter (@BRChieftain) where you will have the chance to vote for the
month’s best goon. Who’s your goon?
B ROTHE R R IC E H I G H S C HO O L C H I E F TA I N
P AG E 5
Managing Editors D Shaffer, Colin Watts
Assistant Editors Sante Dybowski, Bobby Kunz
Reporters/Editors Danny Dillon, Cole Gellatly, DaRon
Gilbert, Kristofer Grandison,
Michael Haerens, Sterling Hallmann,
Julian Hermiz, Jake Jarboa, Matthew
Lulgjuraj, Sam Luttmann, George
Mamatas, Matthew McKay, Michael
Murphy, Jake Riem, Trevor Tosto,
Jonah Venos, Riley Wallgren,
MacLean Willcock
S E P T E M B E R 2017