Chieftain September 2016

BROTHER RICE VOLUME 56, ISSUE 1 Chieftain SEPTEMBER 2016 Fun Facts with Fitz Welcome to “Fun Facts with Fitz,” where our fearless reporter walks the halls finding students to answer his questions. We’ll start with a tribute to the Class of 2020. Welcome Letter An introduction to the 2016-17 school year By: Ryan Isreal Chieftain Staff If you’re reading this, it’s too late. The 2016-17 school year is well underway and we at the Chieftain are ready to officially welcome you in the only way we know how: a letter. To the faculty, staff, and students, we hope this school year will be a year of learning and growth. To the Seniors, we are almost there. It’s time to enjoy the present and leave a positive impact on the school. To the Juniors, we hope you continue to work hard throughout the most important academic year. To the Sophomores, we trust that you learned valuable lessons during your freshman year, and that you will continue to learn this year. To the Freshmen, to whom we dedicate this first issue, we welcome you to Brother Rice and its ever-growing community. We encourage you to work hard, play hard, and try new things. We hope the next four years of your life will be the best. Every new year at Brother Rice brings about a certain amount of change. B R OTHE R R IC E H IG H S C H O O L C H I E F TA I N Last year, the introduction of the iPads captivated the student body. This year, Brother Rice welcomes multiple new administrators and faculty members. The Chieftain looks forward to bringing you interviews and segments about the new members of the Brother Rice community throughout the year. Change is also happening for the Chieftain. The Chieftain welcomes five new members and returns three leaders. The Chieftain also is proud to announce our newest feature, coming to a big screen near you, “Chieftain Live.” As you’ve hopefully already seen, “Chieftain Live” will periodically provide interesting and informative video content to the Brother Rice student body. The Chieftain once again will be distributed to your iPads through the Chieftain app. You also can interact with the Chieftain on a daily basis through our Twitter account @BRChieftain. We will be tweeting polls, stories, and videos on the account. And, yes, we still follow back. Good luck to everyone and, as always: Live, Jesus, in our hearts, forever. P AGE 1 Who is your celebrity crush? Ben Oliphant: Jennifer Lopez Michael Molokac: J. Lo Anthony Jabril: Ariana Grande Comment: Great selections from these guys. Definite ladykillers. Who do you like more, Bantu or Harambe? Julian McAllister: Harambe Comment: Really neither win, they were both murdered. #JusticeforGorillas Do you have a girlfriend? Dylan Raleigh: No, but if I did, I’d want her to be named Harambe. Comment: Weird. Is Harambe overrated? Mikey Gall: No, he’s awesome. Comment: Harambe will watch over you. Favorite teacher so far? Spencer Geyman: Mr. Filo. He’s funny. Comment: Wait ’til your first test. What’s your favorite number of the alphabet? Nick Nelson: A. Comment: Strong response for such an unconventional question. -Jack Fitzpatrick INSIDE New! Redesigned Fun Page See Page 3 S E P T E M B E R 2016