Valentines Day
Our students and the
Sully Dansbury
Class: Born in nineteen ninety-nine Age: I have three years to live. Guess my age. Likes: Beans, mostly jelly beans Dislikes: Brown beans and the one-ply toilet paper in the Rice bathrooms Ideal date: A mature woman and a bowl of eggs. Eggs for dessert, of course, and my date will bring her own food. Fun fact: Class of 2018 Zodiac sign: The Zodiac Killer, or Zodiac, was a serial killer who operated in Northern California from the late 1960s to the early 1970s. The killer’ s identity remains unknown. Favorite love song:“ Bricks” by Carnage( feat. Migos)
Isaac Rockwell
Class: Senior Age: 17 Likes: Bow-ties, the color blue,“ Jurassic Park” Dislikes: Water polo, olives, and when people use the wrong form of“ there” Zodiac sign: Sleeping Ideal date: April 25th. It’ s not too hot, it’ s not too cold. All you need is a light jacket. Favorite love song:“ Fabulous” from“ High School Musical”
AJ Yousif
Class: Freshman Age: 14 years, 8 months, 4 weeks, 2 days Likes: Playing Fortnite, drinking egg nog and going to Flush Factory Dislikes: Little kids who hide in bushes Ideal date: McDonald’ s playhouse.( She can only order off the Dollar Menu.) Celebrity crush: That one character from Fortnite. Fun fact: I was born in Puerto Rico Zodiac sign: Philippines
Jacob Montrose
Class: 2019 Age: 13 Likes: Walking into the great halls of Marian High School Dislikes: Mr. Higdon Ideal date: Probably going to a women’ s march Fun fact: I was just chirped by Mr. Bumpus for living in Macomb Township Zodiac Sign: Libra Favorite love song:“ How to Love” by Lil Wayne
Bobby Reaume
Class: Freshman Age: 14 Likes: Dry wall, the smell of paint, and various other scents Dislikes: Wet paint, hardwood, threelegged amphibians Ideal date: Exploring under a bridge with some radishes Fun Fact: I couldn’ t tie my shoe until fourth grade Zodiac sign: Ford Fusion Favorite love song:“ A New Hallelujah,” by Mr. Dean DiPiero
Jack Geraghty
Class: Sophomore Age: 16 Likes: Triple-A hockey, eating W’ s, being a Bandwagoner Dislikes: Bozos Zodiac sign: Grayson Allen’ s left sock Ideal date: We’ re riding a zamboni in Nashville, PK Subban gives me a look, and Travis Scott is booming on the aux Favorite love song:“ Dani California”( Teddy Cream Remix)
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