Meet Our Managers
Student assistants for Winter include some great characters
Nick Rassel
Varsity Hockey
Middle school:
Academy of the
Sacred Heart
Height: 6’0”
Weight: 210
Special talent: Stacking puck pyr-
amids on the bench
Favorite part about job: Raiding
the snack shack.
Ryan Schultz
Varsity Hockey
Middle school:
Holy Family Re-
gional School
Height: 4’5”
Weight: 190
Special talent:
Growing playoff beard in two
days
Favorite part about job: Hanging
out with the boys and talking to
Coach Kenny, because we are
same size.
Eddie “the Eagle” Edwards
Ski Team
Height: 5’8
Weight: 181 lbs (12.9 Stones)
From: Cheltenham,
Gloucestershire
Likes: Being the
underdog, ski
jumping, Olympics
Interesting Fact:
Has a rule, called
the Eddie “the
Eagle” rule, that makes qualifi -
cation for Olympic ski jumping
diffi cult, as you need to be in the
top 30%.
B ROTHE R R IC E H I G H S C H O O L C H I E F TA I N
Jeffrey “The Dude” Labowski
Varsity Bowling
Height: 6’1”
Weight: 220
Middle School:
Foothills MS (CA)
Special Talent: Tak-
ing a beating, ran-
som dropping
Interest: German techno music
Mr. Lueck
Swimming
Height: 5’11
Weight: 170
Middle School:
Derby
Stats: Can swim
100m in 45.6 seconds. Uncon-
fi rmed world record. Jack “Jackson” Judge
Varsity Basketball
Middle School:
Derby
Height: 5’5”
Weight: 115
Fun Fact: He once
caught an 8-foot
stingray, which
then gave birth to three babies.
Christmas Eve is more fun than
Christmas day.
-Jake Riem “Elf” is the most overrated
Christmas movie.
-Cole Gellatly
Santa is a coward.
Cole was actually good this year
and will not recieve coal for his
gift.
-Trevor Tosto
Special Ability: My hair. It is a
little-known fact that when my
hair is not in a bun, it turns into a
propeller.
-D. Shaffer
Stockings are severely underrat-
ed.
-Bobby Kunz
P AGE 8
D E C E M B E R 2018