Chieftain April Fools 2019 | Page 2

ROOF Continued from Page 1 Did Denha, Marsh, Laurencelle and our 2018 Seniors have a prank in mind, after all? take? Did we just forget to look? Conspiracy theories around the school are spreading, and some have sound- ed so good that they have collected a following of believers. The most popular of these theories is that the 2018 Senior class paid off one of the painters to fi nally carry out their Senior prank. Is it a coincidence that last year’s Seniors never executed their traditional prank before they left? That’s for you to decide. Only the 2018ers and their leaders, Alex Denha, Michael Laurencel- le and former President Connor Marsh, know for sure. Another rumor is that a disgruntled St. Regis parent orchestrated revenge against the Seniors for “stealing” park- ing spaces in their lot. Regardless of the numbers on the roof, we must stand strong and unite as a student body to right this wrong for the Senior class. This must not become a precedent that will affect generations to come. tried to keep this under wraps for a few months now and, with the snow melting on the roof, it is only becoming more noticeable. “As of right now there is no plan to reconcile the error. There were a few short talks about the possibility of a sec- ond ‘Paint the Roof Day,’ but a week of snow days pushed the curriculum back and we cannot lose any more precious time.” One anonymous Senior called the administrative move, “Cowardice and utter blasphemy.” Another student, a Freshman, won- dered about the impact moving for- ward. “Are they going to forget about us during our Senior year, too?” he ques- tioned. Only time will tell if the situation will be rectifi ed. The real questions remain- ing are: Who did it? Was it an inside job, or simply a mis- SNOW DAYS Continued from Page 1 the proposal to begin the 2019-20 year early was adopted. Because school started so much ear- lier this school year, the staff apparent- ly decided that Aug. 1 wouldn’t make that much of a difference. This change will take effect in the 2019-20 school year and, for now, it will be a permanent change to the cal- endar. After learning of Brother Rice’s decision, the Oakland County School Board is also considering making this change. It is not a surprise that some teachers at Brother Rice are outraged by this decision. “The more school days we have, the less time I have to spend with my family,” said a teacher who wanted to remain anonymous. “Teachers end up getting the same pay in exchange for doing more work. How am I supposed to play ‘Big Buck Hunter,’ sell sushi, and teach kids all at the same time?” Students agreed with their teachers. When asked his opinion about the B ROTHE R R I C E H I G H S C HO O L C H I E F TA I N Many wonder why we have to make up 2018-19 snow days in the next school year change, one Brother Rice student said, “The system is rigged against us!” But not everyone agrees. Another faculty member, an advocate for the change, commented between sips of his bottle of Coke, “Kids these days are getting soft and whine about everything. How can you expect to be successful in life if you don’t want to work for it?” Not surprisingly, there are some at P AGE 2 Brother Rice who seem unaffected by the change. “I don’t really care, I’m out of here in like three months,” said a Senior. “After I graduate, I can promise you I won’t be coming back in August.” According to reports, more than 300 Brother Rice parents have signed a pe- tition to overturn the change, but the administration said its decision is fi nal. A P R I L 1, 2019