POETRY| JOKES| TOONS
| ||| poem by Francis Chikanga
TILL THE END OFbeTIME…
I have never imagined that there can this day.
A day that love will find its way.
Out of my heart and into your soul.
These feelings I have are beyond my control.
All my life I have waited patiently.
For a goddess like you, so beautiful, so lovely.
Words cannot express the way I feel.
These feelings towards you are all for real.
You are the reason why I go on.
Eternity cannot separate this special bond.
This heart of mine is reserved for you.
Forever it is yours, this love is true.
I will be your first and you will be my last.
My world, my everything, till my time has past.
I will always love you until the end of time.
MY LOVE, MY SWEETHEART, MY VALENTINE!
j o k e s
“I am sorry” and “I apologize mean the same
thing... except when you’re at a funeral.
Want to hear a pizza joke....nah, it’s too cheesy.
What about a construction joke? Oh never mind,
I’m still working on that one. Did you hear the
one about the rope? Skip it! Have you heard the
one about the guy in the wheelchair? Never
mind, it’s too lame.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some
people appear bright until you hear them speak!
My girlfriend gives me sound advice. 99% sound,
1 % advice.
A man got drunk and came home very late. He
sat on the doorstep for 40 minutes trying to figure
out what to tell his super strict wife.
He gained courage and opened the door to find
his wife and son watching a late night movie.
Heart pounding, he passed them and went
upstairs. To his surprise, his wife didn’t say a
word. Just to confirm, he decided to walk past
them again, but his wife maintained silence.
He signaled his son to come over and asked why
his mother was silent. He replied:
“She asked for lipstick and I gave her glue.”
JAN 2015. CM. Page 14