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I’m not allowed jokes with sex, religion or remarks about coloured people so all
I can talk about is “peanuts”. There is this bus cruising the streets of Auckland
with a big load of old age pensioners who are looking at the sights of the
wonderful place.
One of the old people came up to the driver and tapped him on the shoulder
and says to the driver “I have for you a big handful of peanuts”. The driver
says thank you and takes the offered gift and eats happily. A little while later
the man returns with another handful of peanuts for the driver. The driver asks
“why are you giving me all these peanuts?” The man replies it’s because I have
no teeth and cannot eat peanuts. “Well says the driver why do you buy peanuts
if you can’t eat them?” The man reply’s “It’s not the peanuts I like it’s the
chocolate on them.
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