Buzz Magazine July 2013 | Page 53

clubs

Dressed To Kill 10pm-5am. This two-room club night has bubblegum punk pop( their, accurate, words) in the main room and nu-metal type stuff in room 2. Saturdays Crash! 10pm-5am, £ 3- £ 5. Two rooms ofindie / dance / alt( main room); and d’ n’ b / dubstep / hip-hop / bass( Attic). Minskys Show Bar Cathedral Walk, St David’ s Centre, Cardiff. 029 2023 3128. Fridays & Saturdays 8pm- 1am. Dancing and cabaret with
Ever wondered what inspired Mike Joyce to lay down the beats in The Smiths, while getting ripped off by Morrissey? Find out at Swansea Garage on Sat 27 – he’ s DJing there.
regular drag acts including Pixie Perez, Tina Sparkle, Miss Babs and Jolene Dover. Mocka Lounge Mill Lane, Cardiff. Mon-Sat 11am-late. 029 2022 1295 / www. mockalounge. com Fridays Timeless DJ Dan Nicholas plays r’ n’ b, funk, disco and old skool. Just old skool. Saturdays Decorum Soulful and upfront house, plus funk, disco etc, from Sinky and Styles. Sundays VIP Chris Evans( My Playhouse) plays club classics,
funky house and r’ n’ b. Mojo 42 Cambrian Road, Newport. 01633 223089. Sat 1 Sugar & Spice 10pm- 5am, £ 5. Trevor Nelson is the guest of honour for what the flyer calls“ a night of Timless R & B”. A door policy almost as strict as“ if your name’ s not Dan, you’ re not coming in”. Monkey Bar 13 Castle Street, Swansea. 01792 480822 / www. monkeycafe. co. uk Fri 5 Don’ t Give A Funk
Fridays 10pm- 4am, £ 3.“ Top tunes and a friendly atmosphere” is promised, likewise“ BOGOF bombs and party vibes”. Sat 6 Marvel 10pm- 4am. Fortnightly urban music night with DJ Jared, DJ Noah, DJ Active and DJ Marchant. Sat 13 Wonka Vision 10pm-4am. Double DMC winner, JFB, headlines tonight. Oceana Greyfriars Road, Cardiff. 029 2023 3833 / cardiff @ oceanaclubs. com Mondays OMG! 9.30pm-3am, £ 3.50. Mayhem, games, cheap drinks, r’ n’ b, dance, indie, inner turmoil. Fridays Escape 9pm-3am, £ 5.50. Tunes, drinks offers, party. Saturdays The Sound Of Saturday 9pm-3am, £ 8. Oceana’ s premier weekend night out, just edging out Friday in those particular stakes.
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UMEK Club Oxygen, Swansea, Sat 27 July Tickets: £ 10 /£ 8 early bird. Info: 0844 8849171 / www. globaloxygen. co. uk It’ s not blindingly obvious why Slovenian DJ / producer Umek, out of a big whack of jocks trading in functional but alluringly forthright techno 10 to 15 years ago, was the one that seriously crossed over. Most likely, he just wantedt it more than Billy Nasty or Ben Long or someone like that – the upshot being that he wears shades in all his press photos, releases records on the Toolroom label and plays clubs like Oxygen, which normally deals in trance and mersh house all the way. There’ s very little soft-serve or poseur-friendly about a presentday Umek set, though: slick loops made for big rooms mesh with midrange distortion and trippy samples, with the result likely to bring Swansea’ s technoheads out in their stomping boots.
Oceana 72 The Kingsway, Swansea. 0845 293 2872 / swansea @ oceanaclubs. com Mondays I Love Mondays 10pm-3am, £ 5. Student night. Tuesdays Love Social 10pm- 3am, £ 7.50. Under-18s night. Wednesdays Fuzzy Logic 10pm-3am, £ 3. Another student night with tunes supplied by Dave D( Ministry Of Sound resident). Fridays 3-4-1 Fridays £ 5. Featuring‘ three drinks for the price of one’ offers. Jesus. Saturdays The Sound Of Saturday £ 6.50. Odyssey Wind Street, Swansea. 01792 476476. Fridays I Love Fridays 10pm-3am, £ 2 adv. Main room: r’ n’ b, chart and dance anthems from D-Tone. Solitaire Lounge: r’ n’ b, bashment, garage, funky house and more. Saturdays Rehab vs Kiss 10pm-3am, £ 3.50 adv. Main room: r’ n’ b, chart and dance anthems from DJ Richie. Solitaire Lounge: vocal funky house from Chris Brown. The Old Library Trinity Street, Cardiff. 029 2066 6566. Thursdays Blurry 9pm-2am, free. Indie, rock, grunge etc. Fridays The Resurrection 9pm-4am, free. Indie, Britpop and alternative. Saturdays Bang 9pm-4am, free. Indie, Alternative, mashups and party rockers with Hywel and DJ Loveless. Popworld Wind Street, Swansea. Mon- Fri + Sun 8pm-3am; Sat 3pm-3am. 01792 470676. Tuesdays Popworld Idol 9pm-3am. Wednesdays Combo Light 8pm-3am, £ 3 /£ 2. Most drinks are £ 1.50. Thursdays Poptails 8pm- 3am. With 2-4-1 drinks all night. Fridays + Saturdays Popworld Party 8pm-3am, £ 2- £ 4( Fri)/£ 3- £ 5( Sat). Sundays Jukepops 9pm-3am. DJ-led with a“ you say, we play” policy. Pulse 3 Churchill Way, Cardiff. 029 2064 1010 / www. pulsecardiff. com. Gay venue. Wednesdays Pow 10pm, £ 1. Student night with theme nights and giveaways. Fridays Pulsetastic 10pm-5am, £ 3. With live PAs once a month. Saturdays Pop Til You Drop 10pm-5am, £ 5 /£ 4 b4 11. With DJ Warren and Matt Lissack( Capital FM). Revolution Castle Street, Cardiff. Open from 11am. 029 2023 6689 / www. revolution-bars. co. uk Tuesdays Sync 9pm-3am. Student night featuring hazers, lasers and drink deals. Wednesdays Shotgun Rules 9pm-3am. Exclusive midweek student party. You don’ t need NUS to get in though. Fridays Friday Club / I Love Vodka From 5pm. DJs, drinks offers, free area hire and the Revolution Angels who give away free vodka-related stuff. All food and lots of drink is also 2-4-1. Saturdays Party in style with table bookings. A Shot In The Dark City Road, Cardiff. Open from 8am. 029 2047 2600 / www. ashotinthedark. eu Fri 26 Dub In The Dark 8pm, free. DJs playing dub, roots, reggae and ska. Sin City Dilwyn Street, Swansea. 01792 468892 / bookings @ alternativeswansea. com Thursdays Sin Savers 10pm-3am, £ 3. Student night.
Fridays Face / Off 10pm- 3.30am, £ 4 /£ 3 b4 11. Indie in room 1, metal in room 2. Saturdays Sink 10pm-3am. Hip-hop, drum’ n’ bass, dubstep etc, with special guests plus resident DJs Dubman, Swiss Elf and South. Sat 6 + Sat 3 Aug Dead Of Night 10pm-3am, £ 3. Goth / alternative club night. Soda Lounge St Mary Street, Cardiff. 029 2037 3363 / www. sodalounge. co. uk Tuesdays Cartel £ 4 /£ 3.50. UK-wide student night. Mr. Mozafari will be playing vocal house and electro upstairs; DJ Wallace will supply r’ n’ b and chart in the Soda Lounge. Wednesdays Boutique £ 4 /£ 3.50. The one-two killer combo of“ glamorous people” and“ cheapest Wednesday night drinks”. Fridays Smack. 10pm-3am, £ 3.50 adv. Cardiff’ s most notorious night, apparently, and maybe it is if you’ re a student. Saturdays Soiree 9pm-4am. Tiger Tiger Friary House, Greyfriars Rd, Cardiff. Open Mon-Fri 12pm-2am, Sat 12pm-3am, Sun 12pm-12.30am. 029 2039 1944 / www. tigertiger-cardiff. co. uk Every Day Lucky Voice Karaoke From £ 2.50 per session. The UK’ s leading private karaoke experience each day of the week. Fridays Office Party Chart toppers in the Tiger bar; dance, house and electro anthems in the club area; 70s and 80s party tunes in Groovy Wonderland. Saturdays Kanaloa Polynesian style area with cocktails, VIP booths, dancers etc. The Underground 37 St Helens Road, Swansea. 07980 448660 / www. theundergroundswansea. com Wednesdays Static 9pm- 2.30am, £ 2 / free before 11. Anthems, a Mario Kart gaming area, drinks deals, free sweets. Fri 5 Delusion 8pm-4am, £ 8. Part two of Delusion’ s birthday( the first was in June) packs a trancetastic whack: John‘ 00’ Fleming, Will Rees, Ben Joseph vs Rhys Thomas, Joe Byrne, Jonny Griffiths vs Callan Christie and Wayne Hannigan. Sat 6 Dirtbox 8pm-4am, £ 5. Hard dance night with a rude name. Frisky, Sully, Ed ET & DTR, Rob Davies, D-Grove, MCP & The Monitorz, Jonzzo & Butty, Bass Brothers and Angel Eyes all feature. Sat 13 Subversion 9pm-2.30am, £ 7. Free party / acid techno enthusiasts bring Chris Liberator, one of the most popular proponents in this scene, to headline. The SUSS Undertone( basement of 10 Feet Tall) 11a + 12 Church Street, Cardiff. 029 2022 8883 / www. undertonecardiff. com Fri 5 Split Personalities Live bands followed by DJs until late. Fri 12 Hells Bent 10pm- 4am, £ 4 /£ 3 NUS. July’ s instalment of the best alternative gay disco in the world( that I’ ve attended). Fri 26 Nocturnal Emissions 9pm-3am, £ 4 /£ 3 before 11. Goth, industrial and EBM from locals who are now on their seventh night in this venue. Rescheduled from June. Sat 1 Audio Traffic 10pm-4am, £ 4 adv. Headliner Jen Kaye was interviewed in May’ s Clubs section; Elanda, a duo from Bristol, also plays on a night called Girl Power because some or all of its DJs are women. Sat 13 City Bass 10pm-4am, £ 3. Local house / techno / other good stuff purveyors
have a cheap’ n’ easy night with a few selected pals. Sat 20 System 909 10pm-4am. Third birthday bash with local DJs TBC, will probably be mostly familiar faces though. Sat 27 Bump N’ Grind 10pm-4am, £ 4 /£ 3 b4 11.30. A night of 90s / 00s hip-hop and r’ n’ b. The Vaults The Old Natwest Bank, 113- 116 Bute Street, Cardiff Bay. 07977 131320 / cellardoorcardiff @ hotmail. co. uk Sat 8 Cellar Door 10pm-5am, £ 10 adv. Undercover DJs spin underground house, techno and progressive across two rooms( Barsha DJs are in room 2 this month), with a chillout room showing cartoons also. Wow Bar 4 Churchill Way, Cardiff. Gay venue. Free all day Sun- Thurs; before 11pm Fri + Sat. 029 2066 6247 / www. wowbarcardiff. com Wednesdays Wish You Were Here Free. Student night with“ inflight entertainment” from Lambrini Rampage and Mary Golds, plus music from DJ Krys. Thursdays The Night With No Name Free. DJ Craig and Mary Golds offer“ mad games and crazy entertainment.” Fridays The Greatest Show In The City Free b4 11. With WOW Showgirls Miss Kitty and Marcia, plus special guests every week. Saturdays The VKend Free b4 11. With DJs Craig and Krys. You can get cheap deals in VK. £ 6.50 for a fishbowl. £ 6 for a jug of WKD. Settle down now, kids. Sundays The Cuckoo Club Free. DJ Krys plays the tunes until late.

events

MONDAY 1 Ballet The Gate, Cardiff. 4.15- 8.30pm, £ 60 /£ 54 kids; £ 48 /£ 42 adults. Info 029 2048 3344. Every Monday until 15 July. Bharata Natyam Dance Classes For Adult Beginners Bayview House, Cardiff Bay. 8.15-9.15pm. Info 029 2075 1158. Every Monday. Cardiff Inter Varsity Club Meeting Churchill’ s Hotel Bar, Llandaff, Cardiff. 8.30pm, £ 5( three-month trial membership). Info 07526 141392. Every Monday. Meet up to arrange a wide range of social and sports club activities. More info at www. cardiffivc. org. uk. Ceroc Dance The Gate, Cardiff. 8pm, £ 6 /£ 4 NUS. Info 029 2048 3344. Every Monday until 15 July. Ceroc Dance Class Odyssey Nightclub, Swansea. 7.45- 10.45pm, £ 5. Info cerocsouthwales @ gmail. com. Every Monday. Children’ s Ballroom Dancing Classes Memorial Hall, Newbridge. 7-9pm. Info 01495 243252. Every Monday. Climbing Taster Session Boulders, St Catherine’ s Park, Cardiff. 7-8.30pm, £ 12. Info 0845 0347791. Every Monday to Thursday. Doctor Who Quiz Buffalo, Cardiff. 7.30pm, free(£ 1 to play). Info 029 2031 0312. Freestyle Fitness Yoga Kings Road Studios, Pontcanna, Cardiff. 6-7pm, £ 6. Info 07774 601544 / serenhealth @ hotmail. co. uk. Funkypump Fitness
Universal Gym, Cardiff. 5.30 + 6.30pm. Info www. funkypumpfitness. co. uk. Boxingbased high-intensity workout with a house soundtrack. First session free. In this gym every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday. Inc. Youth Theatre Sherman Cymru, Cardiff. 5.30-7pm, £ 30( 10 weeks). Info 029 2064 6900. New youth theatre class, aimed at kids between 15 and 18, with and without learning disabilities. Every Monday until July 1( i. e. finishing today). Introduction To Photography 1: Beginners Chapter Arts Centre, Cardiff. 6.30-9.30pm, £ 200( full course). Info 029 2034 1667. Every Monday until 22 July, with Sarah Hayton. Introduction To Photography 2: Intermediate Chapter Arts Centre, Cardiff. 6.30-9.30pm, £ 200( full course). Info 029 2034 1667. Every other Monday until 15 July, with Faye Chamberlain. Making Music The Gate, Cardiff. 6-8pm, £ 9.50 /£ 8.50(£ 96 /£ 84 12 weeks). Info 029 2048 3344. Every Monday until 15 July. Monday Night Quiz Porter’ s, Cardiff. 8pm. Info info @ porterscardiff. com. Hosted by Luke Seidal-Haas every Monday. Musical Theatre The Riverfront, Newport. 6.15- 8.30pm, £ 6 /£ 5. Info 01633 656757. 7-11 years old: 6.15-7.15pm; 12 and up: 7.15- 8.30pm. Every Monday until 8 July. Newport Youth Dance The Riverfront, Newport. 4.15-6pm, £ 2.50 per session. Info 01633 656757. 4-6 years old: 4.15-5pm; 11-13: 5-6pm. Every Monday until 8 July. NoFit State Circus Classes And Courses Prince Of Wales Building, John Street, Cardiff. Info 029 2022 1330 / www. nofitstate. org. Every Monday. Today features Youth Circus 5-7 and 8-11 yrs( 5-6.30pm, £ 4); Trapeze and other aerial classes for beginners( 6-7.30pm, £ 35 /£ 25 for five weeks) and Intermediate And Advanced Trapeze And Aerial( 6-10pm, £ 40 /£ 30 for five weeks). Official Guided Tours – Every Day Wales Millennium Centre, Cardiff Bay. £ 5 /£ 4. Info 029 2063 6464. Tours of the centre running daily for one hour. Advance booking recommended. Reel Outlooks Shot In The Dark, Cardiff. 8pm, free. Info 029 2047 2300. Film night with a screening of TT Closer To The Edge. Roath Writers The Gate, Cardiff. 7.30pm, £ 3. Info 029 2048 3344. A space for writers of all levels to write, develop, and share their work in an informal workshop environment. Also on Mon 15 and Mon 29. Salsa Classes Mischiefs, Cardiff Bay. 7.30-9.30pm, £ 5 /£ 4 NUS. Info 07800 565651. Every Monday. Beginners for the first hour, then improvers / intermediate. SeeWales Sightseeing Day Tour: Golden Gower National Museum & Gallery, Cardiff( pickup point). 9am-5.30pm, £ 5 off if you present this magazine. Info 029 2022 7227 / www. seewales. com. St Donats Atlantic Chorale St Donats Arts Centre, Vale Of Glamorgan. 7.30pm. Info 01446 799100. Choir rehearsals every Monday. Tango Dancing Argentine Barocco, Cardiff. 8-10.45pm, £ 3 /£ 1. Info 029 2023 7332.
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