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august2014 buzz... publisher EMMA CLARK editor HEATHER ARNOLD listings/music editor NOEL GARDNER administration TERESA CLARK designer www.scissorspaperstonedesign.co.uk contributors RYAN HEEGER (CLUBS), JAMES AYLES, SIMON AYRE, DENIECE CUSACK, ELLEN DAVIES, ALICE DURHAM, SAM EASTERBROOK, KATIE GIBBS, EMMA GOULD, DAVID GRIFFITHS, ROB HARRIS, SARAH HAZELWOOD, RHIANON HOLLEY, HARRIET LLOYD, HELEN LOCK, GARETH MOULE, CHRIS PEACH, CHARLIE PIERCEY, RHONDA LEE REALI, LAURA RILEY, IAN ROGERS, CHRIS SEAL, JAMES SIDWELL, WATSON THOMAS, BETH TOLSON, RACHEL WILLIAMS, REBECCA WILSON phone number 029 2022 6767 general enquiries [email protected] editorial [email protected] listings [email protected] advertising [email protected] accounts [email protected] BUZZ MAGAZINE 220C Cowbridge Road East, Canton, Cardiff CF5 1GY published EAC PUBLISHING contents ©LITTLEBIGART.EU.2014 cover BUZZ MAGAZINE 06roundup “The more adventurous members of the audience will be able to sit back and listen to some storytelling” 12upfront “I would run into the men’s room, close the door and sit on top of that toilet.” Where else will you find legendary pop auteurs confessing to the dastardly practise of ‘upper decking’? Nowhere else. Plus a look at Green Man and the myriad bank holiday weekend activities 24film Keiron Self, including the phrase “dollop of clunge” in his review of the sophomore Inbetweeners movie, suggests that this is something “they’d say”. Having made the possibly ill-advised step of Googling it at work, it appears more likely that he’s the first person to have ever said, or thought, it 26food&drink Recipe-ready Ruth, who has forgotten more common sense than all other Buzz writers combined ever learned, is telling you to eat more fibre this month. As luck would have it, August is also the month of the Cardigan Food Fest. A cardigan is made of fibre, you see! Please validate my existence by laughing 30previews Remember those lame articles a few months ago about ‘peak beard’ which you posted on Facebook and tagged your bearded friends in, you big jester you? Well, no-one told the chaps on this month’s clubs page... apart from (facial) jungle (-free) ba(l)dman Uncle Dugs 38reviews I recently saw one of the bands reviewed this month playing in someone’s shed, at a house party. Looking over this section again, it could have been virtually anyone featured, as most of them draw audiences closer to sheds than stadiums. It’ll pick up in September, I expect 44sport A super-elite version of the 50k Survival Run (taking place down Bridgend way this month) where you use your powerful muscles to rip a hole in the spacetime continuum and travel back to wrestle an angry stegosaurus for its lunch 53listings If the Llanrumney Friends Of The Dogs Summer Show doesn’t explicitly state that the sausage catching contest is for dogs only, then I am going to absolutely rinse the competition 74competitions Q: In 2009, Bon Jovi sued an all-female tribute act for copyright infringement – but what was that band’s name? A: Bonnie Greer www.buzzmag.co.uk • www.twitter.com/buzz_magazine • www.facebook.com/buzzsouthwales