Brewings Vol 36 Issue 4 | Page 6

I personally do not like or enjoy best of or worst of lists of any kind. These lists are usually biased (they are all subjective, no list can be un-subjective?) they are about personal taste and for the most part are meaningless. So, that said, I m going to do a best of list of my top 13 breweries/taprooms in Minnesota. Why the number 13 Jay, you may ask? Because I like the number 13 and it is my personal taste. There I go again being subjective. With this list, I m going to pretend that I know something about what other people will like and not like. Now how did I get myself in such lather over this? Well, almost every time I go on Facebook or some other form of media there is some sort of best of list of something and these lists are like totally (California girl speak) about accumulating as many likes as possible so their page or site gets noticed, which of course means, the more hits on that infamous like button, the more popular their page becomes. It is a situation that feeds itself, just like an Ouroboros (snake eating it self, tail first.) Yes, I m subjectively pissed about best of lists but, I will step off my soapbox and save that rant for another day. So, I have decided to have 4 categories of criteria (my definitions, again subjective) to evaluate my very subjective best of breweries/taprooms in Minnesota. Historical: Could be an old building, its architecture or something historically significant. Charisma/Charm/Ambiance: This is something not easily explained. Just has the it factor. Beer Quality: Of course taste is subjective (If I did not already get that concept across, I hope by the end of this you will understand) but, we have been around the mash tuns a few times to know good beer from bad. Food: For me, I m looking for food other than the ubiquitous burger and fries theme. So here we go. Schell s Brewing and Fitgers Brewing/Brewpub: These are my top 2, simply because they mostly fit all 4 criteria. These are benchmarks in Minnesota brewing lore. To me, any list that does not have these is not worthy of my time. Flat Earth Brewing: Flat Earth wins here by default, mostly because they are located in the old Hamm s complex. You could have put Budwater in this old place and they would have made my list. Page 6