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GUILTY PLEASURES
If you think you would have had the craziest guilty pleasures in the previous issue , you ’ re wrong . Actually , some more people were willing to share their unusual habits - their pleasing idiocy , their stylistic oddness . If you never had a platform to share them on , we will give you a hand right here . Enjoy the juicy stories from our Brewers .
“ Back in the days , I used to go the mall with a couple of my girlfriends , just to explore the nice shops and steal some of their products . Then , afterwards , we reunited at a terrace and showed each other the fresh catch . Sometimes I didn ’ t even steal my own size , which I then gave to one of the girls .”
- Anonymous ( F ), 21
“ Sometimes I eat chips while cooking , just because I ’ m hungry .” - Joost ( M ), 21
“ When I get out of bed alone , I ask my cats if they want coffee as well . One of them even responds in cat language . I ’ m highly convinced that she understands me and that she wants coffee with a cloud of milk . Until she receives cat food , after which she doesn ’ t talk to me anymore .”
- Karin ( F ), 29
“ Sometimes I wear my girlfriend ’ s underwear , because it feels nicer than my own .”
- Anonymous ( M ), 28