The Inner Machinations of a Man Called Universe:
An Introduction by Michael Fucking Collins
There lives a man in our world that is not as he appears to be.
On the surface, he seems like any other person that you would
pass you by on the street, but this man is different. This man
is the Universe. Some people think that our existence, as well
as the creation of the universe is the work of some
omnipotent being that holds power over all things and plays
out our lives as if we were puppets in a play.
However this is not the case. Our existence is thanks to one
thing and one thing alone, and that thing is Brendan. Now you
may ask yourself, “What is Brendan? Where did he come
from?” the answer to that question is very simple, he did it
because he can. Brendan does not need a reason to do
anything. We exist because Brendan wants us to, we owe
everything we have in our lives to Brendan, and not a lot of
people truly understand that. Now you may think that you have
some understanding as to what Brendan is exactly, but you
don’t, and you never will, and you’re just going to have to
accept that like the rest of us, but at least now you can
comprehend what he truly means to our universe. So sit back,
relax, and enjoy The Brendananthology, as we tantalize your
mind with stories of wonder that came from a man called
Universe.