Brendanthology 1 | Page 19

“Pah! I care not to think of such things. I plant my seed in the pussy, and I drink the strongest drinks I can find. That’s all that truly --” Brendan’s words stopped in their tracks, and his eyes widened. “By the holy and unholy both, do ya see that!?” Brendan pointed to an orange tree in someone’s front-yard. “An orange tree, there in the bloody lawn!” I said, “I can’t figure that for the life of me.” “Aye, nor can I.” “You know it’s a symbol of prosperity, don’t you?” “Nay, can’t say I’ve ever heard that.” “Aye, my friend. It is” “Bah! Fuck that! It’ll never survive the winter!” Perhaps neither will we, if the Gambit-God so desires. I held my tongue. It was silent then, a rare occurrence between he and I. Brendan looked at me. The same look he gave me at McDonalds that night. Does he… Brendan removed a hand from the gel and -“OH!” Brendan abruptly pulled into what appeared to be an abandoned lot. “Well, here it is!” “What, an empty lot?” “Nay, my friend. This here is where one can find the best moonshine this side of the Epsilon Quadrant. None of that fucking piss-water we had earlier!” Brendan removed his hands from the gel-pockets of his hover-car, and stepped out of the plasma barrier. I promptly followed his lead. “How do we get in? I don’t see a bloody fucking thing.”