„Hardly, my dear. But not impossible. You are lucky that I’am dealing with something which is called nerve transplatation! Or of course, if you wish
(God forbid) to stay without nerves forever...“
brain which is called nerve paradise.
You know, nerves
are durable goods,
you cannot play with
them. Every time when
baby cries in the theatre
– bam! One nerve is gone.
Every time your mother say
you didn’t do something good
enough – bam! There goes even two
nerves! Not to mention situations when your
nail brokes, your button falls off, your hair get messed up, you trample into swamp, you don’t have a
cigarette, you go to Tara....This was for the rime purposes, but, do you get the point? This nerves which I
install, you must keep because they are very expensive, and since you didn’t succeed in keeping yours,
I don’t know how will this work for you....Eh, Miss...
You know, „Doctor“ in front of my name means that
I’am the doctor and I mean real nerve doctor, but
I’am not proud of the fact that I lost many of my
nerves on all kind of nonsensness. Nobody is imune
to outside factors which afftect our lives.“
„No way! What is nerve transplatation?“
“Have you done any surgeries on yourself?”
„It is like this: out of my great collection, you will
pick the nerves you like the most, I take them, then
I open your scull and put them in tiny part of the
“No, I have gone the harder way, and that way is
called nerve regeneration.”
I cough a bit and said:
“You see, ser, the point is that I…. I don`t
have any nerves.”
You know, nerves are
durable goods, you can’t
play with them.
This sentence was
followed by hebetate
strike of some kind of decoration which falls to the
floor. Doctor Nervusconi took it
in his hands and throw it away, just
to evoke (even he dropped chilly breath
of astonishment) drama of my situation.
„My dear! That is horrible! Wait, I will pour some
tea to calm you down!“
As he poured very aromatic tea in the cup, I asked
him: „Is there a way for me to get the nerves back
again?“
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