BOOM Edition 3 October 2016 Issue | Page 24

F E AT U R E that promises to linger far longer than other sensational bangs of the day. Thanks to Mark Zuckerberg, the human of the 21st century feeds off the lives of those around it and, considering by the media hype, your divorce seems own properties around the world, is amongst the highest banked actresses in the world, and who probably already has a line of suitors outsider her door be miserable in any sense of the word? Come on yaar, quit stringing us along. For once, admit that divorces and marriages are just as ordinary and as much a part of your routine as breakfast and lunch. You public figures actually enjoy the public feeding frenzy that occurs at such news and bask in the light of the fallouts. I am being very honest and whoever calls me a heartless person on the aforementioned analysis would be the greatest hypocrite of all. I wish you both all the best for your future. to be the greatest news since man stepped on moon. The only thing that saddens me in your case is the six children. Seriously, what were you thinking? Either you shouldn’t have adopted and produced your crew or you shouldn’t have split up. The problem seems to have started, as in all marriages, when you got married. Now imagine the media circus that those children will be subjected to. Can’t say the couples considering divorce in my country are sensitive to their progeny in the equation either. The 21st century is all about ‘me.’ It is a rare couple in today’s world that even gives a horse’s behind to ‘them.’ Sad, but true. However, I must say you are lucky you are not in Pakistan because here your divorce would be instantly pinned on you and Brad would be cited the absolute victim of a sinister ‘aamil’ or ‘kala jadoo’ (black magic) commissioned by Jennifer Aniston to get her revenge. You would also be accused of being a horrible mother who is so tied up with her own happiness that she doesn’t care a fig about the well-being of her six children. For if you did, you would have put up with whatever Brad shovelled out. In all probability after the divorce, you would be ostracised from your family and given the cold shoulder by most of your friends too. Married friends suddenly get very insecure about maintaining friendships with divorced or unmarried friends. Yes, Pakistan may have come a long way but in a lot of cases such as divorce, the mind-set of the society is as primitive as outdoor toilets. Also, if you were in Pakistan, there would be no way you could even imagine getting married again. Not with six kids. Even the 60-year-old man in our country looks for a 25-year-old when seeking a first, second, third, or fourth wife. So in a way you are least lucky to be in the US. However, there is one thing I fail to understand. How can a person whose net worth is over $308 million, who 24 | BOOM