Booklings Effort
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Jokes
? Q: What do you call cheese that’s not yours?
? A: Nacho cheese!
? Why was 6 afraid of 7?
? Because: 7 8 9
? What do elves learn in school?
? The elf-abet
? Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
? He wanted to go to high school.
? Where do pencils go for vacation?
? Pencil-vania
? Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?
? To go with the traffic jam!
? Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the
beach?
? Because they might peel!
? Which flower talks the most?
? Tulips, of course, 'cause they have two lips!
? A man arrived on Friday in a small town. He stayed for two
days and left on Friday. How is this possible?
? His horse's name is Friday!
? What did the mushroom say to the fungus?
? You're a fun guy [fungi].