Jokes
JOKES
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A sardar goes into a store and sees a
shiny object.
He asks the clerk, ‘What is that shiny
object?’
The clerk replies, ‘That is a thermos
flask.’
The sardar then asks, ‘What does it do?’
The clerk responds, ‘It keeps hot things hot and it keeps
cold things cold.’
The sardar says, ‘I’ll take it!’
The next day, he walks into work with his new thermos.
His sardar boss sees him and asks, ‘What is that shiny
object with you?’
He said, ‘It’s a thermos flask.’
The boss then says,’What does it ! do?’
He replies, ‘It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.’
The boss said, ‘Wow, what do you have in it?’
The sardar replies, ‘Two cups of coffee and a coke.’
Tongue Twister
Mansi Devan, via Email
Why Women are like computers Blind old man
1. No one really understands them.
2. All our mistakes are stored in their
memory.
3. You find yourself spending all your
money on accessories for them!
Height of Facebook Status
Santa updates his facebook status:
“Suhagraat Hai Ghoonghat utha raha
hu mai” ...
in 1 min
87 likes and
1 Comment
:”Bhai UPDATE karte rahna... hum
Online hain !!”
Two types of people in this
world
Duniya K 2 sabse Mushkil Kaam
.1-Apni baat Kisi Aur Ke dimag Me Fit
Krna..!
.2- Kisi Aur Ka Paisa Apni Jeib Mein
shift karna!
Jo Pehle Me Kamyab Hota
Hai, Usey “Teacher”Kehte Hai,
.Jo Dusre Me Kamyab Hota
Hai, Usey “Business Man” Kahte hai
.Aur Jo Dono Me Kamyab
Hoti Hai Usey...“WIFE” Kahte ha
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Bollywood Showtime
Ek baba kisi mehfil mein gaye...
Waha sab unka majaak udane lage
baba ne kaha - dekho ham fakir log hain
hamara majaak na udaye
log khub hase achanak un sab logo
dikhna bandh ho gaya
wo andhe ho gaye
wo sab baba ke kadmo me gir gaye : bole
babaji hame maf kardo
babaji ne apna juta utara aur un sabko ek
ek mara aur bole Kamino light chali gayi hai koi janretor on
karo mujhe bhi nahi dikhayi de raha
Pappu vs Teacher
Pappu Kai Dinon Se School Nahi Jata
Toh Kafi Dinon Ke Baad School Jane Per
Teacher Pappu Se Puchti Hai.
Teacher: “Itne Din Se Kahaan Thhe?”
Pappu: “Bird Flu Ho Gya Thha”
Teacher: “Par Yeh To Birds Mein Hota Hai”
Pappu (Gusse Me): “Insaan Hi Kaha
Rehne Diya Apne, Roj To Murga Bana
Dete Ho“
Banta misses Santa
Santa:- Abe Banta tu yaha baitha hai…Tere
dost ki death ho gai hai… Tu gaya Kyu
Nahi????
Banta:- Uss saale ne mujhe bulaya hi
nahi
Husband Wife Jokes
Husband: Tumhare Shaadi se pehle kitne
boyfriend the?
Wife silent..
Husband chilla ke: Me iss khamoshi ko kya
samjhu?
Wife: Haaye Rabba..
Gin to rahi hu, Chilla kyun rahe ho...
Wife: Phone pe itni dheemi awaaz mein kis se
baat kar rahe ho?
Husband: Bahen hai..!
Wife: To fir itni dhimi aawaz me kis liye?
Husband: Teri hai isiliye
WIFE: Suno ji, agar tumhaare baal isi raftaar
se jhadte rahe toh main tumhein talaaq de
doongi!!
Pati: He BHAGWAN, aur main paagal inko
bachaane ki koshish kar rahaa thaa......
Wife: Tum Saari Dunya Mein Bhi Dhoondo To
Bhi Mujh Jaisi Doosri Nahi Milegi......
Husband: Tum Kya SamjhTi Ho? Mein Doosri
Bhi Tum Jaisi Hi Dhoondoon Ga..! Hadd Ho
Gayi..
Wife: Agar main mar jaun to tum kya karoge?
Husband: Shayad main vi mar jaunga .
Wife: Kyon?
Husband : kabhi kabhi zyada khusi janleva
hoti hai