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two  buttons  of  his  midnight-­‐blue  work-­‐shirt  as  long  as  I  had  known  him.  A  greasy   nest  of  salt  and  peppered  chest-­‐hair  puffed  from  his  open  collar.  In  the  middle  of  the   overgrown  mess  of  hair  nested  a  small,  gold  crucifix  on  a  thin,  gold  chain.  Sal  was   very  Catholic,  unless  it  blew  his  buzz,  or  inconvenienced  him  in  any  way.       “What’s  up,  pal?”  Sal  said.  He  had  known  me  since  Kindergarten,  but  only   ever  referred  to  me  as  “pal.”  His  eye  remained  fixed  on  Norman.     “Hey  Sal,”  I  said.     “What’s  this?”  He  asked.     “That’s  Norman.  I’m  trying  to  help  him  out.”      Sal  looked  at  me  as  though  Norman  was  a  Bengal  tiger  and  I  was  a   Ringmaster  reassuring  him  that  he  was  “fully  trained.”         “Got  a  little  mess  here  Sal,”  I  said,  opening  the  passenger  door,  exposing  the   pool  of  Norman’s  puke.       “You’re  kidding.”  Sal  said.  Now  he  looked  at  me  as  though  I  had  just  walked   out  of  his  mother’s  bedroom  with  no  robe  on  and  a  big  smile  on  my  face.       “I  wish,”  I  said,  “How  much?”       H