Blue Collar Royalty Apr. 2015 | Page 29

pretended  the  bus  was  an  airplane  slowly  losing  cabin  pressure  and  the  cracker  box   was  oxygen.  When  the  Super  8  tail  started  flapping  against  the  projector  I  took  the   platter  into  the  living  room.  The  discarded  coupon  pile  had  overtaken  everything,   like  the  Alps  squeezed  into  a  manufactured  double  wide.  Mom’s  head  poked  out  of  a   hole  on  the  south  face  of  Mont  Blanc.     "Put  on  Johnny  Carson!  It’s  almost  midnight!"     "Johnny  Carson  is  dead,  and  he  never  worked  on  New  Year’s  Eve  anyway.