Blackout Rugby SA 9/15/2013 | Page 9

At the tender age of 6 months, Chazz won his first crawling competition (100

meters in 12.7 seconds)

and his future looked bright, but at the age of 8 months he crawled away from

home and was raised by a herd of mountain goats.

When asked whether he had a troubled childhood, he said that if a 9 year old

with a 35 year old girlfriend qualifies as troubled, then yes.

At age 12, he escaped the life of running cigarettes and illegal fireworks. He

became a star in the underground touchy sewer scene.

By age 13, he was spotted by the The Man and was lured to join the Vleisdas

Junior Academy. The rest is history.

Chazz had this to say "Before a big game I like to hyde to hides. The

natives of America used to say that working with hydes realeases the soul."

The Man had this to say about Chazz "If Chazz can overcome himself then he

will become one of the greatest players ever. You guys must remember that in

the last seven years I have never seen him sober. He smokes 4 packs of Camel

plain a day and he only trains for half an hour in 3 months because he has

other obligations as he says (therapy, functions and parties etc.).

The latest illness he was diagnosed with is being a sex addict. They say it's

a real illness with pills and everything. I still love him as a son though,

pills and all."

One thing is certain, with Chazz in the SA team, there will never be a dull

moment.

P.S. He is still the only SA player with a hat trick and an adult film award.

Lets hope Chazz can entertain us on SA rugby field for a very long time to

come.

Will Chazz Michael Michaels make his Word Cup debut this Season?

According to a reliable source when Chazz heard he was in the World Cup squad, chazz had this to say "Jeez I hope I'm not to hammered to miss the plane. But if I get a chance to play Ill give it my all. Your welcome stockholm!!

-The Man