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The Ateres Yaakov Star Inside the MAYtrix By Yosef & Natan Samson 12th Grade & 10th Grade NOVEMBER 2014 15 · 1/10· 3· 7· 749· 6900· 82- By The Numbers! Calories you gain when you lick a stamp Years a snail can sleep without eating The maximum amount of times a paper can be folded in half Pounds of paper used by an average American annually Mirrors on the world`s largest disco ball The largest amount of hula hoops ever spun by one person at one time · 100· 1300· 13· 413· 192- People who choke to death on ballpoint pens every year Inventions patented by Thomas Edison Times a day an average person laughs Beds owned by Louis XIV Talmidim in MAY Just Joking! An airplane was falling from the sky. There were four people aboard: a doctor, a vet, the pilot, and a man who thought he was the smartest person in the world. There were only three parachutes. The doctor exclaimed, “I'm a doctor, so I should jump down first.” So he took a parachute and jumped off the plane. TUTOR MATH SPECIALIST The smartest person in the world said aloud, “Well, I'm the smartest man in the world so I should jump off next.” So he grabbed a bag and jumped off. There were two people left. AVIVA GOLDFEDER 646-996-4411 [email protected] The Pilot looked at the Vet and said, “How will we decide who jumps off next with the last parachute?” 499 Bayview Avenue Corner of Argyle Road Cedarhurst, NY 11516 The Vet answered, “We don't have to: the smartest man in the world just jumped off with my supplies backpack.”