Bison Illustrated March 2014 | Page 12

FROM THE PUBLISHER Thank you Bison Nation I Mike Dragosavich Publisher, Bison Illustrated would like to start this column by saying: “whoooaaa yaaaa!” How awesome is all of this? I mean, think about it. For me, it’s a dream come true across multiple channels. Not only do I have the chance to publish this magazine, but I had the opportunity to grasp the Bison tradition and standards first-hand 11 years ago as a player. I am going to share with you a third-person story I think is funny and truthful about my experience with NDSU. (Don’t make fun of me for using thirdperson; Richard Sherman said it was a good idea...) and seven layers of denim, the six-foot-five, sweaty punter was hoisted and crowd surfed pretending to be a fish and reeled in by the world’s greatest punter fisherman, No. 22 John Majeski. What some would think was just a silly prank turned into one of the most defining moments of Drago’s life. This performance opened the door to the hearts of the community and the result of all the amazing response put a solid stamp on the fact that Drago has found his home. My Story A long, long time ago there was this String Bean, goofy guy named Dragosagonovich, or Dragrosanovich or something like that. (Let’s just call him Drago) ma de a trip to a town he thought was in Hollywood, where the sequel for “Fargo 2: The Revenge of the Wood Chipper” was being shot. Special thanks to my team at Spotlight Media, NDSU’s Sports Information Department, all advertisers, and all of you out there in Bison Nation! This city slicker wandered the plains for a year as a wide receiver, wondering if women driving pickup trucks and chewing tobacco were a normal occurrence or just a freshman prank. As he grinded away at making the squad catching footballs, a need was in place for a backup punter. With aero dynamic ankles, this Drago kid kicked a couple footballs for fun and caught the eye of the coach, who took quick notice (considering his incredible achievement as All-American Punter in the 80s). Drago didn’t think there was punting in the 80s, but he didn’t care and thought “Wow, that’s cool, Coach Bradley.” Evolving into a punter, Drago earned a new nickname from the “Try and Unsuccessfully Block the Punt Practice Team”, “Meat”, because of how much they would actually block Drago’s leg instead of the ball. It was a 1-in-32 shot to become an NFL punter. Now, the trick was how does this guy finish school and pursue this venture. Once again, in came Bison Nation. This time in the form of a couple of Heroes of the Herd, Dr. Dennis Izzo, Carolyn Schnell and Dr. Fischer who went beyond the call of duty and spearheaded a way to get Drago a degree. At some points this seemed more impossible than making the NFL. Within a year, a new person was born. He became Drago, the strong-legged punter with a hard working attitude and a new free time initiative program to adjust to. With time that would have been spent in meeting rooms, String Bean began putting his Mass Communications major to work. On a cold night in the fall (duh), Drago, or Bill the Janitor made an appearance as a dancing custodian at a NDSU men’s basketball game. The game was full to the brim with fans and after five consecutive minutes of improv-comical dancing with a broom 10 Addiction. It’s the only word that could describe Drago’s emotion to Bison Nation. This addiction fueled his need to succeed. After a couple more stints of humility and some booming punts, Meat, now had a shot to go to the National Football League. (No not as a halftime performer, although, that would have been pretty hilarious), B I S O N I L L U S T R A T E D • F E B RUA RY 2 014 In the NFL, Drago, or as the New England Patriots called him — Ivan Drago — the foreign punter from Russia, which they made him pretend to be for an