s at i r e
how to be a
perfect
christian
the babylon bee
multnomah
by daniel Gomes
A
re you tired of “fighting the good fight” and
“keeping the faith” without getting visible re-
sults? Do you feel frustrated and disheartened
from running with perseverance the race set before you?
Are you looking for an infallible way to obtain salvation
without having to create a genuine relationship with God?
Even if the answer is “not really,” the first literary work
of satirical website The Babylon Bee is exactly the book
you need to become the “perfect” Christian.
How to Be a Perfect Christian is a
genius satire on how an average,
run-of-the-mill believer can become
the perfect Christian – at least in the
eyes of everyone else. In the style of
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famous site The Babylon Bee, the
book is an ironic and exaggerated
guide to all who seek to reach the
pinnacle of Christian perfection
through religion and appearances.